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Charles and the Temple of Cheese

snipercookiez14 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:49:28 +0000

Charles the mouse in your pocket was getting bored with his old cheese and set of to find the best cheese in the world at the Temple of Cheese! He set of to Africa with his secret codes that he got from his mouse friend from China. The codes led him to egypt were he read the second code which led him to the location where he had to dig for the location of the temple of cheese. While Charles thought how he could dig down deep enough his friend from China came along. Charles didn’t know that his friend Billy from China had copied the codes before he gave them to Charles. Billy had came looking for the Temple of Cheese right when Charles had. Billy hid when Charles left and he started digging for himself. Billy dug for three hours before Charles came back and he had uncovered the top of the door. Charles noticed him and went to talk with him. They agreed that they would work together and split the cheese in the temple. THE END!Δ

a night with a knight

snipercookiez14 — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:59:26 +0000

One night a big black hole appeared in the middle of a park. It was a hole that linked the past to the present. A man came through the hole and he was a knight in his brilliant bright armor. He was also with a wizard who was an old fart. The knight was walking around in this weird weird world. He walked for hours and hours and he finally came to a house that out of the windows was a blue glow. The wizard was amazed at how he had never seen anything like this before. He thought to himself it must be some witch using trickery on them. The knight being a brave knight looked up into window to see what was creating the tantalizing blue glow. All he saw was a fat guy sitting on a couch eating some potato crisps and looking at the light. The knight bursted in to try and save this man from the light but the guy just pushed the knight out of the way. The knight trying to be brave again looked into the bright light and saw more people running around inside a box. One of them had a orange sphare and he would pass it to the others. When they reached the otherside they would put the orange ball in a hoop. The knight thought to himself that that was cool and he went back to his time and made up basketball.

LOST

snipercookiez14 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:54:19 +0000

Lost in the woods, the traveler looked up to see a bear sleeping in this tree. The bear was a grizzly. It was huge. The traveler couldn’t figure out how the tree was supporting the massive bears wait. Then as he thought that and what luck he had the tree gave in, the massive bear came plummeting down to the hard earth. The traveler had to move fast because he was dead right underneath the falling bear. In the silent forest everything went slow motion as all that was moving was just the bear and the traveler dodging the bear. When the bear hit the cold hard ground it went berserk. The traveler turned to run and with his bad luck he was stuck between a bear and a rock wall. The bear started swating at him and with the bears sixth swing he gashed right through the travelers chest and pinned him to the rock. That traveler was never found and nobody ever really looked.

Teh Graveyard

snipercookiez14 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:54:44 +0000

Harry and Ron hadn’t intended to stay at the graveyard after dark, but the shinny light that kept running away every time they got close. They tried to use their spells to catch it but it was to fast and smart. The light would clime up trees and fly at the top of them. Ron decided to do a flying spell and go after it. The light came after him and then harry. Harry and Ron woke up the next morning with bumps on there heads. They were still in the grave yard but the light was gone. It had disappeared when the sun came out. They never knew what it was, but I know because I made this storie. It was the soul of the first dombledoor from the movies. Because he died before the second movie and they had to use the guy that does gandelf from lord of the rings. Now don’t be thinking I like harry potter I only got on this subject because I made a funny drawing of harry and it look really wack.

Teh crazy old lady™

snipercookiez14 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:56:43 +0000

One day an old crazy lady was in the central park. She walked around for six minutes and then laid down. She got up and found a bench with two statues on it. She thought they were real and she started to pretend to be a statue too. She was fantasizing about being in a magical world with her statue friends. They frolicked through the flowers and then the changing started. The fantasy world started disappearing and she was getting sad. She started contrasting the two worlds and the fantasy world was look more and more better. There her friends were real and she could have them forever and ever. Then the old lady brought her wife to the park bench and she sat down. Her wife got out some concrete and poured it on the old lady. She died three days later and was in her fantasy world for the rest of ever and she was happy, but all the pigeons like to sit and make messes on her over the teh other two. Her wife was sad but she got over it and had over 1700 husbands at one time.

Time travel

snipercookiez14 — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:07:21 +0000

If I could travel through time I would go into the past. I would go to the time of World War 2 because its the coolest war out there. I would go and fly airplanes in the pacific theatre. My plane of choice would be the dauntless because its the bomb and it looks the best. I would bring the news of the pearl harbor attack and the U.S. Navel station would be prepared for them instead of waking up to kamikazes dive bombing their ships. The Japanese would be unsuccessful in the attack of pearl harbor and everyone would give me cookies for doing so good. I would take all those good cookies and take them back to the present with me and open up the best cookie bakery store in the world. I would make millions of dollars and then retire. With my millions of dollars I would buy my own Private island, my own yacht, and an Aston Martin v8 vantage. I would live the rest of my life in style.

Packed Item

snipercookiez14 — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:52:00 +0000

When I opened my suitcase I was surprised to find I had packed mittens my tabby cat. We were all the way in Hawaii and it was a six hour flight. When mittens jumped out he was weak and he was dehydrated. We rushed mittens to the vet place and gt mittens some help so he could get all healthy. Now we were in Hawaii with our cat and he was going to get lost. We went to the beach and mittens jumped on a surf board and started shredding it up. Being a cat mittens could not swim and being on a surf board mittens fell off. The lifeguards could not see mittens so it was up to me to save him. I jumped into the pacific ocean to save hime and I brought him back to the beach. We took mittens to the cat holding place and went back to the beach.

Teritex

snipercookiez14 — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:50:38 +0000

Teritex is processed by the German scientists that created slam woh. They have created a wonder drug that cures your face free of pigs. Don’t be scared if you can’t feel your pinkie. If your gramma stalks you take 6 times more doses to fend her off. If you feel a black hole forming in your kidney you should contact your local astronomer right away. If you have serious hungriness go to the store and buy some food , if you don’t have any money because you spent 6000 dollars on this product you will suffer hobo living. If you become a hobo and cannot pay off your Teritex bill German officers will come to your card board box and take it from you. Then you can sue them for your cardboard box back if your parents can lend you money. If your lawyer doesn’t show up you can try to take your box back by force,then maybe you can get it if you can out run six sqaud cars, five police german shepards, and a fat guy on an elephant, then maybe just maybe you can keep your box.

Lag is annoying

snipercookiez14 — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:47:19 +0000

Lag. Lag in xbox games is very annoying. When your trying to snipe someone in the face before they get you and a lag spike comes through right as you pull the trigger. Then you shoot the ground when you were looking right at this guy. Then your dead because either he shot you or someone lagged through either a wall or your claymores. The dumb thing is that some smart people can control the lag. They take an average light switch and hook it between the router and some other thing and then they can turn it off and on really fast and a huge lag spike will come through and affect everyone accept them. Also when people hack or mod their controllers it gives them unfair advantages and I like everything to be fair or I get pissed off. More then half the people on Call of Duty 4 have modded controllers and only the nerds can actually hack on xbox 360 games.

CHARLES THE MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET

snipercookiez14 — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:10:53 +0000

Charles the mouse was out of his pocket and he was very cold. He was looking for his cheese. He went to the market to buy some. When he arrived the cheese vender was all out of his favorite kind. So the quest for the BEST CHEESE BEGINS! Charles living in his pocket in the middle of Germany,he went on the train to his secaret garage. He rolled out of there in his awesome Porche 911 turbo and headed to the autoban. He was going 210 in his porche on the autoban. He was headed to Switzerland to get his best ever Swiss Cheese. When he crossed the boarder into Switzerland he was bombarded by a gang of swiss cats. They wanted to take his cheese money. Charles being in his awesomly fast Porche, he out ran the cats in less than a mile. When he got to the cheese vender in Switzerland they had all the swiss cheese in the world.He bought fiftey pounds of it and drove back to his house in Germany and ate some.