One day an old crazy lady was in the central park. She walked around for six minutes and then laid down. She got up and found a bench with two statues on it. She thought they were real and she started to pretend to be a statue too. She was fantasizing about being in a magical world with her statue friends. They frolicked through the flowers and then the changing started. The fantasy world started disappearing and she was getting sad. She started contrasting the two worlds and the fantasy world was look more and more better. There her friends were real and she could have them forever and ever. Then the old lady brought her wife to the park bench and she sat down. Her wife got out some concrete and poured it on the old lady. She died three days later and was in her fantasy world for the rest of ever and she was happy, but all the pigeons like to sit and make messes on her over the teh other two. Her wife was sad but she got over it and had over 1700 husbands at one time.