Teritex is processed by the German scientists that created slam woh. They have created a wonder drug that cures your face free of pigs. Don’t be scared if you can’t feel your pinkie. If your gramma stalks you take 6 times more doses to fend her off. If you feel a black hole forming in your kidney you should contact your local astronomer right away. If you have serious hungriness go to the store and buy some food , if you  don’t have any money because you spent 6000 dollars on this product you will suffer hobo living. If you become a hobo and cannot pay off your Teritex bill German officers will come to your card board box and take it from you. Then you can sue them for your cardboard box back if your parents can lend you money. If your lawyer doesn’t show up you can try to take your box back by force,then maybe you can get it if you can out run six sqaud cars, five police german shepards, and a fat guy on an elephant, then maybe just maybe you can keep your box.